Larry is a resident of New Zealand.
This is sooo old news now, but I’d still like to say something. As stupid late as it may be...
For those in the Lightwave 3D community, Larry “Splinegod” Shultz is one of the best goto person. Like ever. I had the honour of hanging out with him years ago (time flies) and remember what an awesome, funny person he is. Especially when he’s telling stories.
I think the first one I ever heard was the Temple of Meat, there was a lot of blood and a leather wallet and stitches handWha? I don’t remember, ask him if you get a chance. Maybe my mind is blocking something disgusting and creepy. Was there a goat’s head and 2 spikes?
Regardless, people who’ve heard it all before quietly exit the room when Larry starts up.
Anyways!
The one that made me roll on the floor laughing (literally) was when he was telling us about the time he collected a tarantula the size of your head in a grocery bag and brought it back home to scare his freakishly uptight roommate. Not only did it freak him to breaking down the front door running outside, he had actually ripped the phone off the wall and took it with him. Why did he have the phone? He was using it like a light saber vs the hugh jazz spider. WTF?
That wasn’t even the best part. The punchline is got the whole thing on tape and spread it around to EVERYBODY! Who does that? Seriously!? This man has a couple wires in his head wrapped up a little too tight.
Larry, I love you man =D
I think you condensed those stories a little too much. We need to hear Larry tell them again. Probably a good hour needed for both. :P
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