It all started with a drawing. My buddy called it a goblin. I insisted it is a kobold.
"No, it's a goblin"
"Wrong! Kobold"
He left shaking his head. What was the difference between what I drew and what he saw? I had to spell it out.
On a sticky note.
Eventually, my stubbornness won. Or he stopped caring. We both finally agreed I was drawing a kobold. It was my kobold, by my hand, from my head, in my universe. We cleared that issue quickly enough (Unlike Edmonton City Council and Katz Group on completely trivial matters)
Then he asked me a question. What's the difference between a wizard and a sorcerer?
Indeed. Great question, great thought exercise. I gave him a totally lame reply before he gave me his answer. A wizard learned and studied his magic, while a sorcerer naturally has ability to do magic so long as he has enough will power.
"Kinda like Iron Man and Green Lantern?" I asked
"Uh, yeah sorta. Ok, Yeah."
Moving on. I started thinking quietly to myself. What is the difference between:
Summoner and Warlock
Blademaster and Samurai
Priest and Cleric
Rogue and Thief
Fighter and Warrior
Shadow Knight and Dark Paladin
Ring Wraith and Dementor
Lich King and Witch King
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Flashback
On the World of Warcraft general chat, I once posed the question "What is a female warlock called?"
"Hmmm, Warlick?" HAHAHAHA. LOL. Yeah...
The correct answer is, a witch.
Of course you'll have to make sure she floats like wood.
Or really small pebbles. And weighs as much as a duck.
Therefore...
A WITCH!!!